Celebrity Jerkoff Lottery #1

Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:14 pm

So I thought i would do something different. If this is a "contest" or doesn't belong here, just let me know or move it where it needs to.

For those who just can't decide what celebrity to polish their knob to tonight....here is a topic for you!

Included is a list of 69 celebs. They range in age from Miley to Jennifer Aniston, from looks to Selena Gomez to Tina Fey. This is truly a lottery. You may win big...you may end up with someone you don't care for. That is the fun. Just imagine you are in Vegas! :lol:

First you will go to THIS SITE. -------------------------------> http://www.random.org/
On the upper right of the screen, you will type in 1 and 69 to the random number generator. Then click. It will provide you a truly random number within those parameters.

Then you go to this handy dandy list of celebs and see what you've won! Then post whatever "lucky" gal you cum over.

Have fun!

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Anne Hathaway
3. Hayden Panettiere
4. Selena Gomez
5. Amanda Seyfried
6. Pink
7. Cameron Diaz
8. Charlize Theron
9. Mariah Carey
10. Angelina Jolie
11. Anna Faris
12. Kat Dennings
a. Taylor Swift
a. Emma Stone
a. Megan Fox
a. Emma Watson
a Jessica Biel
18 Jessica Alba
19. Kaley Cuoco
20. Vanessa Hudgens
21. Scarlett Johanssen
22. Ashley Tisdale
23. Zooey Deschanel
24. Mila Kunis
25. Hilary Duff
26. Jennifer Love Hewitt
27. Sarah Michelle Gellar
28. Jennifer Aniston
29. Lady Gaga
30. Gwen Stefani
31. Kate Upton
32. Jennifer Lopez
33. Jojo
34. Jennifer Garner
35. Kate Beckinsale
36. Milla Jovovich
37. Kristen Stewart
38. Nicole Kidman
39. Olivia Wilde
40. Paris Hilton
41. Kristen Bell
42. Alyson Hannigan
43. Jenny McCarthy
44. Christina Aguilera
45. Jessica Simpson
46. Amanda Bynes
47. Natalie Portman
48. Salma Hayek
49. Halle Berry
50. Miley Cyrus
51. Allesandra Ambrosio
52. Michelle Trachtenberg
53. Sofia Vergara
54. Rachel Bilson
55. Victoria Beckham
56. Alicia Keys
57. Eliza Dushku
58. Kirsten Dunst
59. Avril Lavigne
60. Jennifer Lawrence
61. Kate Middleton
52. Danica Patrick
53. Kesha
54. Katy Perry
55. Kylie Minogue
56. Tina Fey
57. Hilary Swank
58. Ellen Page
59. Victoria Justice
60. Carrie Underwood
61. Sarah Silverman
62. Rachael Ray
63. Kim Kardashian
64. Kate Winslet
65. Amy Adams
66. Sara Jean Underwood
67. Demi Lovato
68. Britney Spears
69. Lana Del Rey

Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:26 pm

Forgot to mention. There are a few nice sites where you can find pics of the aforementioned celebs, besides doing google image searches.
hollywoodtuna.com is nice. As is lazygirls.info.
You can do name searches at both of these, I do believe.

Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:02 pm

might just be me , but the links showing as broken

Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:21 pm

yup... broken

Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:22 pm

My bad. Try just typing in www.random.org

Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:24 pm

Yup. You have to type it in. Don't click on it. Type it into your search thing. I don't know why it's doing that. Maybe someone with more internet expertise could offer me some advice.

Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:13 pm

ok that works , but whats happened to your list . Look at 52-61 they appear twice!

Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:51 pm

good god I made a mess. I will redo it in the morning and repost it. There doesnt seem to be a way to edit my original post.

Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:51 am

i got number14-Emma Stone. She will get somecum over the weekend

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:13 am

You got lucky there, bingbong! Compared to some of the other ones in the list. I made it purposelly so there were some good ones and bad ones. mwa ha ha.

Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:02 am

good little idea too help me pass the weekend...

Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:05 am

I got Angelina Jolie. Not bad! Are we supposed to post the results?

Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:12 pm

I decided to pick 4 girls and I had the best roll of all time 2 sluts and 2 goddesses thesluts were Britney spears and Vanessa huygens and the goddesses were Jessica alba and mila kunis

Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:48 am

I just got mariah!!!

Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:49 pm

I was wondering... wouldn't it be more exciting if there were risks involved? Like adding a few girls most guys wouldn't do. Then if you get one of them you still gotta cum to her. I've been doing this with my own lists; most names are girls I'd normally jerk off to with pleasure, but eventually I could get someone I really don't like (for instance Snooki.) It's more fun that way!