Celebrity Jerkoff Lottery #1 Take Two. (fixed)

[guidedbyvoices]

Okay, the first lottery had some issues with repeating numbers and bad links.

This one should fix all those issues.

This again is for the gamblers amongst us! Will you get lucky and squirt a load over Emma Watson? Or will you be trying to beat your bishop to Lady Gaga? Only fate knows!

Type in www.random.org.

Do not click on the above link. Doesnt work. Only works when you type it in.
Now fill in the search parameters in the righthand box on that page to 1 through 79.

Click and let fate decide who you will jerk your meat to!
Now come back to the list and see what the Masturbatory Fates have dealt you.

Remember to post your work below!

Some good sites to find pix of these ladies are lazygirls.info or hollywoodtuna.com. Or you could just google search.

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Anne Hathaway
3. Hayden Panettiere
4. Selena Gomez
5. Amanda Seyfried
6. Pink
7. Cameron Diaz
8. Charlize Theron
9. Mariah Carey
10. Angelina Jolie
11. Anna Faris
12. Kat Dennings
a. Taylor Swift
a. Emma Stone
a. Megan Fox
a. Emma Watson
a Jessica Biel
18 Jessica Alba
19. Kaley Cuoco
20. Vanessa Hudgens
21. Scarlett Johanssen
22. Ashley Tisdale
23. Zooey Deschanel
24. Mila Kunis
25. Hilary Duff
26. Jennifer Love Hewitt
27. Sarah Michelle Gellar
28. Jennifer Aniston
29. Lady Gaga
30. Gwen Stefani
31. Kate Upton
32. Jennifer Lopez
33. Jojo
34. Jennifer Garner
35. Kate Beckinsale
36. Milla Jovovich
37. Kristen Stewart
38. Nicole Kidman
39. Olivia Wilde
40. Paris Hilton
41. Kristen Bell
42. Alyson Hannigan
43. Jenny McCarthy
44. Christina Aguilera
45. Jessica Simpson
46. Amanda Bynes
47. Natalie Portman
48. Salma Hayek
49. Halle Berry
50. Miley Cyrus
51. Allesandra Ambrosio
52. Michelle Trachtenberg
53. Sofia Vergara
54. Rachel Bilson
55. Victoria Beckham
56. Alicia Keys
57. Eliza Dushku
58. Kirsten Dunst
59. Avril Lavigne
60. Jennifer Lawrence
61. Kate Middleton
62. Danica Patrick
63. Kesha
64. Katy Perry
65. Kylie Minogue
66. Tina Fey
67. Hilary Swank
68. Ellen Page
69. Victoria Justice
70. Carrie Underwood
71. Sarah Silverman
72. Rachael Ray
73. Kim Kardashian
74. Kate Winslet
75. Amy Adams
76. Sara Jean Underwood
77. Demi Lovato
78. Britney Spears
79. Lana Del Rey

[bingbong]

ok hoping eveythings fixed now ,,,and here we go about to start the randon number generator number 58 ; Kirsten Dunst

[guidedbyvoices]

There you go! I'm going to spin the wheel so to speak a little bit later.

[jordy8inch]

i got kirsten stewart, couldnt finish

[Steve2]

ashley jizzdale

[mgros69]

60. Jennifer Lawrence,too bad that I love this actress,but fate is fate

[guidedbyvoices]

Nice!

[mgros69]

Thanks btw I love your thread
I went to the website again and it pick number 53 who is...Sofia Vergara DAMN I am lucky
I'll do her tomorrow,c'mon guys this game is awesome !

[bingbong]

here's kiki

[guidedbyvoices]

(sorry for pic quality, this is my very first picture post)

I got number 22, also. Hey there Ashley Tisdale!

[MD3]

I got Nicole Kidman . FYI, I clicked on the link to see what happened and it worked fine.

[guidedbyvoices]

Nice. Nicole Kidman never looked so good!

[guidedbyvoices]

I got Taylor Swift, but my fucking printer ran out of ink!

[guidedbyvoices]

Kaley Cuoco, thank you!

[bingbong]

this time i got 11 anna ferris

[mgros69]

Guidedbyvoices can you do a random lottery and tell the number for me ? I'll do it tonight.
(If I do it myself it isn't fun,this is much better this way )

[squirty]

I got number 21...

[smELLY]

i got kirsten stewart, couldnt finish

Probably the funniest comment I've ever seen on this site. But yeah, she's pretty gross...

[smELLY]

Also, I just now went ahead and tried the game. I think it's an awesome idea and pretty clever--BUT I got Hilary Swank, so yeah--I lose...

[guidedbyvoices]

Sorry about Hilary Swank. and yeah the Kristen Stewart comment is hilarious. lol.

gros, sorry I didnt check the thread for a few days. I will do a number right now and post it for you, dude.

(ten seconds later)

and i drew number a for you. Hope that one works for you!

[DJ69]

#75
Amy Adams
Not the best but... Fine for me!

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[guidedbyvoices]

Amy Adams. Nice!

So nobody has been unlucky enough to hit Lady Gaga yet?

[hardcore31]

77. Demi Lovato not bad

[guidedbyvoices]

Karma given, hardcore. Thanks for playing the lotto.

[smELLY]

I just realized that Aubrey Plaza isn't on this list, lol...

[guidedbyvoices]

yeah i left poor Aubrey off here. What I think I will do this weekend is extend the list to an even 100 celebs.

Any recommendations or celebs you would want to see on this list? Or perhaps even removed? I'm looking at you Hilary Swank. lol. I'd still fuck your jaw, baby.

[smELLY]

Leighton Meester might make a good addition. And Keira Knightley. I personally could do without Pink--I'd rather fuck a bologna sandwich, haha.

[guidedbyvoices]

Leighton Meister, Keira Knightly. Check.

[x-static1141514]

Got lucky and got Ms. Anne Hathaway!

[skratsch]

first go got zooey deschanel damn good luck