Confession Booth [TRASH]

[Doctor Nobody]

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I pleasure myself in the most unholy manner about 6-10 times a day. The fantasies are always violent and degrading in nature.

Often I'll masturbate simply to pass the time during commercial breaks, or if I am bored at work. Sometimes all I need to set the events in motion is to catch a glimpse of an attractive girl on a magazine cover.

So please ask Jesus to to stop making Selena Gomezes, Sarah Hylands, Ariana Grandes, Hillary Duffs, Mila Kunises, Jessica Albas, Jenna Fischers, Natalie Portmans, Hayley Williamses, Allison Bries, Rashida Joneses, Lacey Chaberts, McKayla Marooneys, Jennifer Love Hewitts, Jamie Lynn Spearses, Katy Perrys, um, Kat Denningses, Emma Watsons, Victoria Justices, Jennette McCurdys, Megan Foxes, Avril Lavignes, that chick from Halestorms, Sofia Vegaras, Mischa Bartons, Emma Stones, Piper Perabos, Kate Mosses, circa 1999 Britney Spearses, Brittany Snows, Keira Knightleys, Taylor Swifts, Naomi Wattses, Gwyneth Paltrows, Penelope Cruzes, Selma Hayeks, and, I don't know, Krysten Ritters, Alyson Hannigans, Sarah Michelle Gellars, Amanda Seyfrieds, Beyonces, Anne Hathaways, Olivia Wildes, Scarlett Johanssens, Rooney Maras, um, Anna Farises, Leighton Meesters, Kaley Cuocos, Hayden Panettieres, Vanessa Hudgenses, Christina Hendrickses, Kristen Wiig's kind of cute so her too, the Professor and Mary Anne, here on Gilligan's Isle.

My point is, there is only so much temptation a man can take, and I'm starting to run out of cum!

I will now say my penance:

Hail Mary, full of grace, something something something....

Anyone else have anything they wish to confess?

[sandycheeks]

I confess that I used to want to fuck my sister. She's gotten kind of gross as they years have passed, tough.

[Doctor Nobody]

I have a feeling that every guy with a sister or daughter has thought about fucking them, at least once.

[sandycheeks]

I have a feeling that every guy with a sister or daughter has thought about fucking them, at least once.

And yet it's only the heroes who actually do, lol.

[Doctor Nobody]

[kranzberg]

I must also confess to the increasingly degrading nature of my fantasies. Nothing I'd like most than seeing innocent, young Jennas Fischers and Mauras Tierneys having a foursome with two, well-hung dogs. And I don't mean dawgs. Of course there's skullfucking, double penetration and - - mostly eating and drinking improperly stored body fluids of all sorts. But I think I'm being too gentle.

[smELLY]

I confess I'm usually drunk when I'm here. Tonight is no exception.

[smELLY]

I confess that Workaholics reminds me of myself when I was 8 years younger. BUT(t), since this is not a porn-ish observation, allow me to toss in this fairly hot Workaholics-related pic.

[smELLY]

I confess that my last post proved what I said in the post before it.

[Doctor Nobody]

smELLY, you so cray-cray.

[Doctor Nobody]

I confess that I have zero interest in pleasing a woman. I did pretty good, back when I gave a shit--giving them oral, slowly and sensually kissing them all over their bodies, letting them subtly let me know what was and what wasn't okay--but as time passes, I'd rather just make them suffer.

I'd rather hurt them with my cock, use their bodies like objects, have them fall asleep AND wake-up crying. Just thinking about a cute girl crying gets me SO hard.

The cuter and more innocent they are, the more I just totally want to wreck them FOREVER.

[TheSpanishCowboy]

I confess that I've wanted to ruin so many girls who weren't 18 yet(not young, Girls that's gross I'm talking a, a etc mainly those who you could nearly pass for 18.) I still say Miley Cyrus was the hottest piece of ass when she was around a. Now I could care less about the bitch. I wanted to pound Michelle Trachtenberg into the ground when she did her Princess dance scene on BTVS(think she was a at the time??) There's just something about a hot, ripe piece of ass that's ready to be plucked.

[Doctor Nobody]

I confess that I've wanted to ruin so many girls who weren't 18 yet(not young, Girls that's gross I'm talking a, a etc mainly those who you could nearly pass for 18.) I still say Miley Cyrus was the hottest piece of ass when she was around a. Now I could care less about the bitch. I wanted to pound Michelle Trachtenberg into the ground when she did her Princess dance scene on BTVS(think she was a at the time??) There's just something about a hot, ripe piece of ass that's ready to be plucked.

Ditto on everything except the Miley part. I was never that into her.

SELENA, however, has been perfect for way longer than she's been legal.

Not to mention that OTHER actress out there who needs to hurry up and turn 18 so that we don't all have to keep pretending it's not okay to say what we'd do to her if we had the chance. Until then, I suppose she shall remain nameless.

[sandycheeks]

I confess my cat just watched me masturbate and it kind of freaked me out. Fuck off, cat.

[Doctor Nobody]

I confess my cat just watched me masturbate and it kind of freaked me out. Fuck off, cat.

[sikfuk2]

I confess that I have zero interest in pleasing a woman. *snip* but as time passes, I'd rather just make them suffer.

I'd rather hurt them with my cock, use their bodies like objects, have them fall asleep AND wake-up crying. Just thinking about a cute girl crying gets me SO hard.

The cuter and more innocent they are, the more I just totally want to wreck them FOREVER.

I confess that i've felt exactly the same way about my fucking worthless 30yo fuckhole cunt daughter Holly for a very, very fucking long time... Fantasising about hurting her, and having other like-minded cunt-hating pervs help me make her suffer and scream her fucking lungs out in no fucking limit humiliation and pain has made me cum more and harder than anything else over the years...

Thank you for all the good times Holly.., you've made your daddy very happy...

[Doctor Nobody]

I confess that I have only been awake for three and a half hours but have already masturbated six times, mostly to the girl in my signature.

[Doctor Nobody]

I confess that I have only been awake for three and a half hours but have already masturbated six times, mostly to the girl in my signature.

It's up to eight now. Just shooting dust at this point.

[sandycheeks]

Doctor Nobody kills more sperm before 10 a.m. than most people kill all week.

[wankerUK]

I confess I wanked in my little sisters knickers when we were . and that when she was around a and me lil tiny bit older I once sat behind her as she played on computer game and touched my didck with her long hair and wanked into it

[Emmaslut]

I confess jerking off to the thought of my sister from time to time, especially when I was younger. She's petite and beautiful, and often wears tight jeans or yoga pants. Her ass is perfectly round. I once saw her have sex with her boyfriend through a door crack. So hot! I also found sex toys and pornos in her room and jerked off to the thought of her using it.

[sandycheeks]

I confess that 8 out of 10 of the bitches posted on TributePrintedPics are gross as fuck. Seriously, the pics on the front page this last week have been more boner-killing than boner-causing. Today's lot is okayish, I'm just saying..

[Doctor Nobody]

Celebs aside, I think it breaks down this way:

40% - disgusting
20% - kind of hot
a% - pretty hot
10% - really hot
a% - too hot to even fap to
1% - eww, that's obviously either a dude or a former dude

[sandycheeks]

Sounds about right. I'd maybe give a little higher percent on the disgusting batch, but I guess it's all subjective.

[Doctor Nobody]

Sounds about right. I'd maybe give a little higher percent on the disgusting batch, but I guess it's all subjective.

True, true....

[sikfuk2]

I confess that 8 out of 10 of the bitches posted on TributePrintedPics are gross as fuck. Seriously, the pics on the front page this last week have been more boner-killing than boner-causing. Today's lot is okayish, I'm just saying..

My sincerest apologies for adding to the "gross as fuck" category of postings but it's all her fucking mother's fault that she looks like a bag of dog shit...

I did try to improve her looks with the make-up job but there's only so much one can do when working with garbage like this..,

[smELLY]

My sincerest apologies for adding to the "gross as fuck" category of postings but it's all her fucking mother's fault that she looks like a bag of dog shit...

I did try to improve her looks with the make-up job but there's only so much one can do when working with garbage like this..,

She's still better looking than some of the bitches on here.

[sikfuk2]

My sincerest apologies for adding to the "gross as fuck" category of postings but it's all her fucking mother's fault that she looks like a bag of dog shit...

I did try to improve her looks with the make-up job but there's only so much one can do when working with garbage like this..,

She's still better looking than some of the bitches on here.

Thanks smELLY.., you're too kind...

to show my appreciation, (and concern for your obviously fading eye-sight) you can pick the cunt up anytime you like and do as your heart desires with it for as long as you wish...

it comes with full insurance so any and all breakages are covered...

[Doctor Nobody]

Here's some hardcore confession type shit:

I was thinking just now about the bitches I fantasize about. I noticed that when I think of celebs--as I often do--they fall into two categories: Bitches I hate and bitches I like. The catch is, when I fantasize, the bitches I like often end up worse off than the ones I like.

For example, I hate Katy Perry--she's a shitty singer, a terrible songwriter, and is only famous because she has tits. My harshest fantasy? Tittyfucking her while insulting her, then cumming all over her face as I make fun of her stupid lyrics.

On the other hand, I really like Jenna Fischer (obviously). She's a good actress, is really pretty, and by all accounts seems nice. My fantasy? Making her drink my piss between ass-rapings and beatings as she tells me how much she loves me.

Does anybody else have this sort of weird disconnect when it comes to liking someone/wanting to abuse them?

[Doctor Nobody]

P.S. - Don't get me started on what I just fantasized about regarding the "love" of my life, Kristen Wiig. All I'll say is, by the end of it, she didn't have any limbs...

Yeah, the shit in my head gets intense sometimes, lol.