Woody Allen -- the ultimate perv

[WalterPlinge]

The lucky fuck marries his ex-girlfriend's adopted Asian daughter when she's still in her 20s. He's 85 and gets to fuck a 51 year old Asian hottie whenever he wants.

Which movie was it when a woman (Diane Keaton?) says, "I find sex to be such an empty experience."
Woody, "But as empty experiences go, it's one of the best!"

I know it wasn't "Annie Hall".

Woody: "People say I will have achieved immortality through my movies. I would rather achieve immortality by not dying."

[1stexhub]

The lucky fuck marries his ex-girlfriend's adopted Asian daughter when she's still in her 20s. He's 85 and gets to fuck a 51 year old Asian hottie whenever he wants.

Which movie was it when a woman (Diane Keaton?) says, "I find sex to be such an empty experience."
Woody, "But as empty experiences go, it's one of the best!"

I know it wasn't "Annie Hall".

Woody: "People say I will have achieved immortality through my movies. I would rather achieve immortality by not dying."

Maybe he is the reason my wife wont let us have an exchange student??

[WalterPlinge]

The lucky fuck marries his ex-girlfriend's adopted Asian daughter when she's still in her 20s. He's 85 and gets to fuck a 51 year old Asian hottie whenever he wants.

Which movie was it when a woman (Diane Keaton?) says, "I find sex to be such an empty experience."
Woody, "But as empty experiences go, it's one of the best!"

I know it wasn't "Annie Hall".

Woody: "People say I will have achieved immortality through my movies. I would rather achieve immortality by not dying."

Maybe he is the reason my wife wont let us have an exchange student??

Maybe.
It must be fucking hot to have an exchange student. That's a good idea though -- I've never thought of that.
But too bad life is not like a Art video. We'd just wind up jerking off in the bathroom thinking of her.

[1stexhub]

Yes thats so true they never seem to send ugly or fat girls as exchange students they all are hott